Wait just a darn minute here
November 4, 2011
OK, these cookies are just messing with me.
First, they tell me my dream’s coming true “within this year.” That’s the year 2011, cookies.
Then, today, I get this one:
“Remember three months from this date. Good things are in store for you.”
That’s February 4, 2012! 2012! So which is it? Huh? Huh, cookies??
I think the cookies think that I’m not going to hold them to these promises. Fortune cookies these days — no accountability, I tell you! Well, I’m not going to let that stand. I’ve got my eye on you, cookies. We’ll see. We’ll just see.


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