Wait just a darn minute here
First, they tell me my dream’s coming true “within this year.” That’s the year 2011, cookies.
Then, today, I get this one:
“Remember three months from this date. Good things are in store for you.”
That’s February 4, 2012! 2012! So which is it? Huh? Huh, cookies??
I think the cookies think that I’m not going to hold them to these promises. Fortune cookies these days — no accountability, I tell you! Well, I’m not going to let that stand. I’ve got my eye on you, cookies. We’ll see. We’ll just see.