So I got this fortune cookie the other day.
Pretty bold. On the one hand, I’m pleased to see fortune cookies stepping up their game in the actually-predicting-the-future sense. (Nothing I hate more than an advice cookie.) On the other hand… this might be a bit of an over-promise.
Of course, note that it doesn’t say WHEN my dearest wish will come true. So I guess that leaves me anxiously awaiting the onset of my magic powers for the rest of my life. Thanks, cookie.